Nicolas Cage as 19th Century Vampire Photo for Sale on eBay

September 17, 2011 /Photography News/  Finally, concrete evidence that vampires are real, and Nicolas Cage is one of them! The “proof”? A Civil War era photograph of Nicolas Cage by Confederate prisoner-of-war photographer Professor G.B. Smith being auctioned off on eBay by vintage photograph seller jack_mord

"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host. This is not a trick photo, it’s an original photograph of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War," claims the seller on his eBay listing.

This photographic piece of cinematic weirdness can be yours for the low price of $1 million. 

When you head over to eBay to bid on the photo yourself, be sure to check out the Q&A for the listing as well. It has a few gems in there: "Q: Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage??" "A: Of course. You get a 25% discount for being Nicolas Cage, and another 25% for not exsanguinating me." 

And just in case you need further proof that Nicolas Cage is in fact a vampire, check out this image from the film Vampire’s Kiss in which Nicolas Cage was unknowingly typecast as his true self:


  1. Anonymous says


    Qing Cai says

    wedding dresses,
    the north face outlet store,
    cheap nfl jerseys,
    nike roshe run,
    soccer jerseys,
    cheap jordans,
    nfl jerseys wholesale,
    hermes outlet store,
    lacoste shirts,
    converse shoes,
    ray ban,rayban,occhiali ray ban,ray-ban,ray ban occhiali,ray ban sunglasses
    michael kors factory online,
    ray ban sunglasses,
    replica watches,
    kobe 9 elite,
    instyler ionic styler,
    vans sneakers,
    michael kors wallet,
    michael kors uk,
    ed hardy outlet,
    tommy hilfiger outlet,
    nike air max 90,
    abercrombie fitch,
    nfl jerseys,
    dallas cowboys jersey,

    Trevor Samson says

    Calgary Mortgage Broker
    Mortgage Broker Calgary
    Calgary Mortgage
    Calgary Mortgages
    Life Insurance Calgary
    Life Insurance Quotes Calgary
    Life Insurance
    Super Visa Canada
    Super Visa
    Canadian Super Visa
    best performing mutual funds
    Mutual Funds
    Investment Advisor
    Edmonton Mortgage Broker
    Mortgage Broker Edmonton
    Edmonton Mortgage Brokerx
    Mortgage Brokers Edmonton
    Life Insurance Vancouver
    Life Insurance Quotes Vancouver
    Life Insurance
    Exempt Market Dealer
    Alternative Investments
    Exempt Market

    Astrologer Home says

    Thanks dear for this valuable information. love problem solution

    Suraj Baba says

    Packers and Movers Hyderabad
    Packers and Movers Bangalore
    Packers and Movers Delhi

    Suraj Baba says

    Packers and Movers Pune
    Packers and Movers Mumbai
    Packers and Movers Gurgaon

    Suraj Baba says

    Packers and Movers in Hyderabad
    Packers and Movers in Bangalore
    Packers and Movers in Pune
    Packers and Movers in Mumbai
    Packers and Movers in Gurgaon
    Packers and Movers in Delhi

    Suraj Baba says

    Packers and Movers in Gurgaon
    Packers and Movers in Pune
    Packers and Movers in Bangalore

    Pengobatan Penyumbatan Pembuluh Darah Di Otak says

    There are times when you suffer the disease being treated immediately, before things got worse. Thank you for the information:)

9 comments so far. What do you think?